Once again our friends at the journalistic shit pile that is CNN.com report on a popular story not like one of the biggest news sources on earth, but like they’re the drunken teenage sister of “The Coffee news”.CNN decided it would be interesting to get some perspective on what Elin Nordegren (Wife to Tiger Woods) must go through on a daily basis as the spouse of most famous sportsman in the world. Instead of using what people in the business call “effort” and talking to the wife of anyone that we have actually heard of, they made the decision to get the emotional reaction of Erin Crispin…the wife of ex NBA Journeymen and current “Italian” league player Joe Crispin. Who better to give us a window into the fishbowl of the super famous than someone no one has ever heard of…makes sense right?
Erin Cripin gives us such quotes as "People tend to see the big-time athletes and think it is all glitz and glamour”. Yes Erin, we do think that of big time athletes but believe me when I tell you that no one’s going to confuse your life of shopping at Italy’s version of Walmart for discount baby food trying to stretch the 25$ a week salary your husband must be pulling down with “Glitz and Glamour”.
The reporter goes on to slap us in face with the fact that she interviewed the first names she found in her rolodex from 1987 by getting the opinion of Andrea Butler, wife of some dude that plays for the worlds biggest and most famous team…..the Washington Wizards. Butler says "I hate that people think we live this fairy-tale life”…I got news for you sweetheart, no one thinks you live a fairytale life because no one knows who the fuck you are.
CNN’s next big story is reportedly interview with Ryan Leaf that gives us the inside track to what it’s like to be Tom Brady.
Chadwick M. Smith
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